’You find me in da Bunk’

www.home.no/goanime/StimSac.mp3

Lyrics:

Go..go..go..go..go..go..go..go on Marines, use your Stimpacks,
your healths on 30, use your Stimpacks,
your healths on 20, use your Stimpacks,
I’ll set you a Meerrdic, so you can use your Stimpacks!

[Chorusx2]
You can find me on the map LT, making Scv’s from a CC,
building a Depot, to a Barrack, to a Refinarryy..
when I got the 100 gas, I’ll make a Factoorryy..
followed by a Starport, into a Science Facilityy..

When I pull up out front of mans base, you see my Terran Vulture,
properply laying mines till its all over,
I micro my unit like a Land Rover,
just like on D2 where I own cows with my Sorc Nova,
but only nothings changed hands down heads up,
and I got a mousepad cut from touching it up,
if you watch how I play you’ll mistake me for a Gosu or Newb,
cause I hurt my hands and now I got skills like a Chewb,
I ment Chewits, grooving on Stepmania with his 800 hits,
followed by his budget Terran, completely fallen to bits,
but I’m fully focused nowwwww,
Terran and Protoss on my mind,
got a part time job in the Bnet grind,
and this girls yeah,
she loves my hair,
she likes my car,
much fitter than Fallen’s girl by far,
and I bet everyones like HAR HAR HAR!

[Chorusx2]
You can find me on the map LT, making Scv’s from a CC,
building a Depot, to a Barrack, to a Refinarryy..
when I got the 100 gas, I’ll make a Factoorryy..
followed by a Starport, into a Science Facilityy..

His girlfriend’s mum gave him the cash,
that made him show his fancy stuff,
his skills, his talent, his manner, his ownership micro,
look mate I’m tired from playing 12 hours of 1v1,
your skills stink, you can call me father, and I’ll call you son,
your like Sod Neo’s dad, fashion sense is outdated,
I’m that gosu idleling in the channel after I owned my round,
KPL is the hoer guy who never leaves or makes a sound,
when the Terran beats start pumping, I get my macarena on,
my hasu clan mates drag me to the game before the end of the song,
if the cds on fire someone dial 999,
and if you wana get drunk irish,
it isnt a crime,
I tell you what I tell every chobo,
your crap,
you suck,
setting the latency on low, as if you can micro,
or I can tell my mate Shade and he’ll be round the back with a Vulture drop
you all know where they came from...yeah...

[Chorusx2]
You can find me on the map LT, making Scv’s from a CC,
building a Depot, to a Barrack, to a Refinarryy..
when I got the 100 gas, I’ll make a Factoorryy..
followed by a Starport, into a Science Facilityy..

Dont act like you don’t know where I been either Chewits
on Bnet all the time Chewits
it’s about to pop off Chewits
SC unit

www.home.no/goanime/StimSac.txt

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50pence anyone?

’Z.E.R.G.’

www.home.no/goanime/ZergSac.mp3

Lyrics:

[Chorusx2]
I dunno what you heard about me,
but I ain’t teaching you my skills..for free,
you can try and copy,
but you won’t get as good as my Z.E.R.G,

Now SaCreD, he’s on Bnet he’s owning mans,
even taking on the gosu’s with their fast APM hands,
he’s into Zerg with their godlike micro,
and he’s there pooning bare mans like Calipso,

I don’t show them my replays, I just show them the way,
keep them of my back cos I think their all gay,
its Bnet quiz night and its bad for my health,
the Bot asked us 21 questions and their all about Starcraft itself,

he likes my skills, he likes my builds, he works at the Bnet grind,
he even offered me a job, but I had to decline,

I’m not that guy whos tryin to own and be the best,
but im that guy who wants to win so I can get my rest,
I can leave now cos I know I’ve won,
its abit obvious cos I’m the king of 1v1,

look man, its simple, if your playing against me,
play your game , but dont steal my Z.E.R.G

[Chorusx2]
I dunno what you heard about me,
but I ain’t teaching you my skills..for free,
you can try and copy,
but you won’t get as good as my Z.E.R.G,

SCCCCC UNIT.....
S.A.C.C.Y yes thats me,
I work for Admin at the WGT,
owning my way up from C6 to B3,
with an APM of 260....
S.A.C.C.Y yes thats me,
I own [MB] and VdP],
especially at ZvP and ZvT,
then theres Chewits saying Cider is for newbies..

Stop copying my Zerg!!
so now you know about me..

yeah man got Starcraft trainers on,
I’m about to show you why my mouse hand is quite strong,
your not wrong if you think I got a buss up eye,
cos I went abit berserk trying to get my APM high sky,
I own a game, and then they say im lame,
but I’m just doing this so I can reach my fame,
S..C..SaCcY...
I bumped my head...and now I’m feeling dizzy,
I’ve got people on Bnet that know how i get down,
got a hasu boy from Ireland,
a few mates in town,
I’ve got a job at blizzard and I’m not messing around,
I’ve got access to free replays, tunes and sounds...

Just put it on my tab,
pick up some Zergling meat from Starcraft kebab..for closing time,
and about the owning,
I’ve got an anti-squelch hack to avoid the spamming spamming,

[Chorusx2]
I dunno what you heard about me,
but I ain’t teaching you my skills..for free,
you can try and copy,
but you won’t get as good as my Z.E.R.G,

Yeah,
now in San Francisco, they say theres no business like WCG business,
well on Bnet Vdp]TheBoy said...theres no business like WGT business,
he’s a wannabe...gosu high APM freak, Midian Killer

www.home.no/goanime/ZergSac.txt